Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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