Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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