Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
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