if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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