i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
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i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
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You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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