Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
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After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
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The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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