Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
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he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
What changed your mind?
Being sober
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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