i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
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That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
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i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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