dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
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I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
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I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
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