I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
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There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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