Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
so much tequila, so little girl.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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