Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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