I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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