and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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