The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
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Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
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I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I'm both gender and math confused
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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