I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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