My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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