Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
Randomize
