she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Even my vagina gasped.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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