Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
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i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
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Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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