Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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