Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
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and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
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I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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