Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
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I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
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Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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