He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
wow bdsm is so cute
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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