Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
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But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
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I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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