that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
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Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
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My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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