he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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