"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
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