exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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