they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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