He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
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i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
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No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
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