I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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