No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
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