If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
So much rum. So many feels.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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