dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
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He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
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Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
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