He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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