Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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