i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
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today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
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I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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