Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
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fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
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You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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