I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
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you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
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Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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