3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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