He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
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We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
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I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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