this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
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I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
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When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
True college students do jello shots in the library
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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