whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Congratulations! We have a period
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