I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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