Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
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