Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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