I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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