How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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