We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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