Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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