the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
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I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
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You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I fill condoms, not promises.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
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