Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
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