i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
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