forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Thanks for jumping on that grenade for me last night. You're the best wingman ever
She ate 7 of the 8 slices of pizza. I deserve a purple heart and sex w your sister
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
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Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
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Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
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