Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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