Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
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I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
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Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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